Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Appreciate your full-time housewife

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Salam...

Hari ini seharian aku tidak berjogging dan brisk walking disebabkan hujan pagi dan petang. Aktiviti aku hanya banyak membuang masa tercongok di hadapan TV.



Hendak melakukan blogwalking, broadband aku telah exceed limit pula. Internet jadi terlalu perlahan.

Banyak juga ingin aku coretkan ke dalam blog ini termasuklah hasil perjumpaan aku dengan guru Penyelia Petang sekolah anak aku yang ponteng 3 hari berturut-turut. Oleh kerana, masalah internet connection yang terlalu perlahan, terpaksalah aku tangguhkan update aku tentang perjumpaan tersebut.

Untuk memastikan bahawa blog aku ini sentiasa ada update, aku release satu post yang berada di dalam que untuk publish.

Mungkin anda pernah membacanya sebelum ini di laman web atau blog lain tetapi aku rasa elok juga aku paparkan sebagai ulangan yang berulang-ulang...hehehe (berapa banyak ulang daaa...?).

Kandungan E-mail ini aku terima dari seorang wanita.

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:


"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"

Poof!!!

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,


cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,


Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,


Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,


Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,


Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,


Paid the bills and balanced the check book...


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then, it was already 1.00pm 
And he hurried to make the beds... 


...do the laundry... 


vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor... 


...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and... 

...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, 


set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30pm, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad... 
..rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper.


After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher..


...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm


He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,


which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said


"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. You got pregnant last night."



GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A GOOD BELLY LAUGH
AND TO A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!


Aku harap anda enjoy membaca dan melihat gambar-gambarnya. Nanti-nanti kita lihat pula jawapan e-mail yang bertema sama dari orang lelaki pula...hehehe


Sekian.

6 Responses so far.

  1. Like this! Hehehe.. ramai yang ingat kita duduk rumah goyang kaki :(

  2. - GC - says:

    kerja surirumah ni tak penah habessss... hihi

  3. Anonymous says:

    Abg Long....

    A good one to share....tq for sharing!!

  4. waaa...banyak keje ek...tapi banyak jugak masa terluang kan... :)

  5. haha..
    adoii..
    sian die..
    pregnant lak..
    kena tnggu 9 bulan lagi..

  6. Salam Madam Sooyaree, -GC-, Anonymous, Puteraduyong dan kucarkacir...thanx sudi komen. Njoy reading.

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